Curse

Rothan Celt · Nov 26, 2008, 04:15 PM // 16:15

Helping a peep with SoO and lol behold Req 9 bone dragon staff.... but it was E storage! >_<

Chushingura · Dec 01, 2008, 07:07 PM // 19:07

Last weekend I was bored so I decided to help out newbies, lower levels and noobs with missions in Cantha. I chose Vizunah Square - Local and immediately got accepted into a group with a low level Sin, a Level 20 E, myself and a Level 20 Mo/W (I forget this lovely chap's name).

The party leader (sin) asks if we could add some heros in so the Ele, myself and Monk all drop down some heros.

I put Gwen (set as Me/E FC Searing Flames Nuke), Vekk (E/Me Searing Flames) and Ogden (typical Heal/Prot hybrid) in.

IMMEDIATELY (with absolutely no provocation whatsoever) the Monk spams in CAPS:

"NO GWEN NO GWEN NO GWEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"KCIK GWEN KICK GWEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!"
"Bye-bye NOOBS."

and leaves party.

L
O
L

ROFLAMO.

Afterwards, leader just added a Monk Hench and we zoned into Mission, grabbing Masters in 17:33 and laughed at the fact that Monk must have been dumped by Gwen somehow.

Feather Is To Bird · Dec 05, 2008, 11:00 PM // 23:00

I had quit GW for a while, and just restarted around 2 weeks ago. Guildies suggest that we should go do some Dungeons, and being my first time, they showed me what to do, etc. After 2 hours, we finally arrived at the chest, I pop it open and of course I get a Dryad Bow

Dante the Warlord · Dec 05, 2008, 11:03 PM // 23:03

As I recall there was another case like this where some dude was selling an emerald blade near the first times that the blade dropped. It was also uninscribable so its not unheard of particularly not in the emerald blades

Amnel Ithtirsol · Dec 18, 2008, 06:21 AM // 06:21

I seem to have a constant once-a-month lolwtf moment now.
Every time I get the MAT predictions points...
2 accounts.
+ exact same predictions every time.
= different points per account.

...?

Owik Gall · Dec 18, 2008, 08:20 AM // 08:20

At the AB my MM Rit was near the Ele shrine in Grenz capping the shrine when all of a sudden a necro from the opposite team teleport in front of him and then took over all of his minions. That happened so many times with him. DENIED! The team had a very good laugh at that.

pumpkin pie · Dec 18, 2008, 10:14 AM // 10:14

hrmzzZZzzZz

i just accidentally aggroed and kill 5 x berserking thingy in jaga moraine, without a team wipe out and guess what are the drop....

83 gold pieces....

%$#%@ drops has been bad lately. really bad!

lol 50 enemies kill and still only 83 gold / 8 lolol

Deadstarr · Jan 08, 2009, 05:01 PM // 17:01

The very first time I cleared UW with random assembled group (and a guildie), I got an Eternal Blade insc. r:9 after opening the chest

P A L P H R A M O N D · Jan 08, 2009, 06:48 PM // 18:48

Had a good one yesterday. Was vanquishing Perdition Rock with guildies. I broke 4 lockpicks on four chests, and got 4 awful purple drops. Everyone else got golds, including Elite tome after Elite tome. It was still awesome fun though :-)

Sir Skullcrasher · Jan 08, 2009, 07:00 PM // 19:00

Getting killed in front of abaddon when someone typed /dance!

Zodiac Meteor · Jan 08, 2009, 07:25 PM // 19:25

Man, I wish I brought charm animal for this spell casting... pet?

Sarevok Thordin · Jan 15, 2009, 03:58 PM // 15:58

One time in a classic case of "The monks make the rules" in PvE (Before I went exclusively H/H except for elite areas) I was monking to help a team over abbadon's mouth (and I rarely monk, I was get bitched alot to help him).

The other monk held a dagger at us to make us to the bonus, and I really didn't want to, because judging from the quality of the rest of the team, we were no where close to trying the bonus. We got owned fairly heavily in the bonus and the other monk rage quit. I ressed up the team and they *STILL* wanted to do the bonus, so I told them flat out they have no chance of doing the bonus and if they don't listen they will flat out fail the mission too (by this time they were 40 mins into this mission and yes by now they'd have been smarter to try and tag into a good time and get carried).

So now I start being the general and bark orders, a little arrogant but we actually managed to clear the mission with 1 monk and some speed ressing (I love Healer's Boon).

After that I vowed never to monk for people again, even friends.

Crim The Elder · Jan 16, 2009, 03:07 AM // 03:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spiritmaster Orion

Everytime I see ppl trying to scam I get a good laugh :P And the best laughs I get when Im being told by noobs how to do this and that

This old man agrees with you there sir. I remember I was told by a noob that I was doing playing a warrior all wrong when he was dead and I was the only one alive. So to get even with him I just left the party even though I did have enough to rez the entire party.

Another funny moment I had was trying to teach a complete noob how to use the minimap and what everything is for. I even had to explain to her what profession she was.

Zodiac Meteor · Jan 16, 2009, 05:43 AM // 05:43

The guy was "WTS invites to such and such guild, GOT A SILVER TRIM. 5k or zkeys, 100% NO KICK"

So I said, "lol, noob scammer."
and this guy whispered me. "he is being completely honest noob. try getting to level 20 noob before you talk"
.... :P
I'm not against the EALU rules... but it's a scam. Like the "download hack" scam.

So, I took a screeny of the guy selling the invites and hope for a perma ban for the scam.

It's under Common scams
Nvm, it says buying guildy's. But the buyer/seller roles has switched.

The LOLWTF is when the other guy called me a noob. Apparently, he doesn't know the game.

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The other part was not "my" LOLWTF moment. It's this other persons. My monks were running rayway. A smiter monk build. We were doing Temple in factions. He said, "Those monks don't heal." To the guy that invite me. He of course didn't care and went.

I had a friend with me, assassin, he is a newb NOT a noob. Temple requires good pulling and up to this point I have been healing him well. Keeping him alive. So of course, thinking I can take care of him CHARGED at the mob.

He doesn't know how aggro works so about every time of the 8 bosses he goes leeroy. Which is fine because I kept him AND the team alive. Ele healer ftw.

At the end the guy that said "Those monks don't heal." said "wtf."

Satisfied with the Masters I kept going.

On my elementalist I NEVER ping my heroes and my build.
Every time I do, I get.
"is that a joke?"
"WTF?"
"GG"

I say, "OMG I missed the memo when my build has to be a cookie cutter."
I'm surprised how many people missed rayway's memo.

I'm not even going to post what build my ele is using. Just remember, it kept an tanking assassin alive while aggroing ~2-3 groups 8 times.

I have to say "GG"

the Puppeteer · Jan 16, 2009, 10:10 AM // 10:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zodiac Meteor

I'm not even going to post what build my ele is using. Just remember, it kept an tanking assassin alive while aggroing ~2-3 groups 8 times.

Are you saying that healing/proting with an ele requires skill?
Slapping [Ether Renewal] in the bar and spamming spells ftw

Tullzinski · Jan 16, 2009, 01:14 PM // 13:14

In rollerbeetle racing, I wait for the GL and HF spammer (usually some person who thinks he is LEET) I shoot the living crap out of him with everthing I get. Typical response is %$#@!& NOOB I have 30 top scores or something to that effect to which I reply: You said to Have Fun and man it sure was FUN nuking you!

Next race same guy no spam

. Always get a big laugh from that!

Another LOL moment is shooting any high score holders, 90% of the time they have a huge hissy fit. They have a tendency to forget the race is also a PVP Battle and not just about getting 1650 ectos for the mini! Always good for a laugh

Mr.Kotte · Jan 16, 2009, 01:53 PM // 13:53

I accidently merched 100e once, which is why I now always place the ecto I get in storage asap.

kostolomac · Jan 16, 2009, 04:23 PM // 16:23

My brother was doing a HM DoA bear run and they were about to kill Mallyx. I said: "Don't DC now , you won't get any good drops.". After they killed Mallyx , he actually DC'ed

EntilZha · Jan 16, 2009, 05:29 PM // 17:29

My biggest LOL WTF moment:

I was on my female PvP ele, Wanda Fireball, at the Great Temple of Balth trying to sell a Z key. Suddenly, this guy starts whispering me, hitting on me! I turned him down, at which point he says "I'm not through with you yet", whereupon I immediately got the heck out of there and headed for the Guild Hall.

Creepy.

(I am a guy, incidentally)

Squire Heats · Jan 16, 2009, 06:03 PM // 18:03

Back in the day when farming spiders in FoW, I decided to take some chest runners with me. Use to group the 18 first spiders up and triple chop, cyclone them to death, result was they all died within a minute and no more than 5 seconds from first to last.

However this one time, just as I kill them all, one chest runner was running down the river bed and came into radar range. Well of the 16 drops from the 18 spiders, all of them went to this other warrior!

WTF kinda balance drop mechanism is that!